Swim Fitness Articles
You Might Be A Swimmer If...
...whenever you hear an electronic beep, you instinctively jump, you might be a swimmer.
...you have rings around your eyes unrelated to the amount you sleep you got, you might be a swimmer.
...you have been wearing the same pair of Lycra underwear for the past two weeks, you might be a swimmer.
...waking up before dawn to exercise seems normal, you might be a swimmer. (You might also be crazy)
...jamming a piece of Styrofoam between your legs is not a kinky sexual activity, you might be a swimmer.
...bugs die of chlorine poisoning when they land on your skin, you might be a swimmer.
...you sport long, curling hair with split ends on your legs, you might be a swimmer.
...the phrase "This set with fins" is better than hearing "You just won $1000," you might be a swimmer.
...you answer, "I don't need to" when someone asks when you showered last, you might be a swimmer.
...you love a good lightening storm when you have outdoor practice, you might be a swimmer.
...you've learned how to squirt water 15 diferent ways, you might be a swimmer.
...your long-term goal is to slap your biceps on your lat, you might be a swimmer.
...you wake up before six for the free doughnuts, you might be a swimmer.
...you go through so much latex in one season you could wallpaper your room, you might be a swimmer.
...a friend asks how a certain guy dresses and you reply, "I only see him without his clothes on" you might be a swimmer.
...your friends have stopped asking you about your plans for the evenings, you might be a swimmer.
...you go from store to store desperately trying to find your favorite sports drink, you might be a swimmer.
...the first place you go when you're stressed out is a swimming pool, you might be a swimmer.
...among your heroes are Janet, Jenny, or Amanda, or you know whom I'm talking about, you might be a swimmer.
...your daily apparel is held together by knots or is torn and see through, you might be a swimmer.
...you have an inhaler in every color of the rainbow, you might be a swimmer.
...the phrase, "50 double armed backstroke with a breast stroke kick" makes you happier than anything, you might be a swimmer.
...being fishlike is a compliment, you might be a swimmer.
...your friends don't even call you anymore because they know that you have no time to do anything, you might be a swimmer.
...your nightmares consist of a series of numbers ending in 0 or 5, you might be a swimmer.
...you have hickeys on your neck, you might be a swimmer or you might be lucky.
...you sweat chlorine even after showering, you might be a swimmer.
...you just don't understand the charm of the swimsuit edition, you might be a swimmer.
...getting smacked on the butt doesn't bother you at all, you might be a swimmer.
...someone asks if you have any siblings and you start listing teammates, you might be a swimmer.
...you cut yourself every time you shave, because you only do it 3 or 4 times a year and are out of practice, you might be a female swimmer.
...you are determined, strong, smart and tough, you might be a swimmer.
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